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St. Pattack St. Pattack

Rated 4 / 5 stars

wow, that's freaking gay, the game won't even play

on my computer
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well, since i can't play, have a constellation prize of 8/10



Time Fcuk Time Fcuk

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:( damn

this game is too fun but i got stuck on a level and kept accidentaly killing myself
i was so frustrated i wanted to quit but it was so addicting i wanted to keep playing
IT WAS SO FUN IT HURT ME!!!


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Flea 2 Flea 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

OMG

THE MUSIC!! I'D RECOGNIZE THAT ANYWHERE: WATERFLAME!!!
but this gameis also fine.



Frontier Frontier

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OMFG GLITCHY

my guys name became >format
and i am stuck right before the town in the wilderness and my my time left meter sais NaN."x" hours and my distance left is fluctuating quickly between 5 & 1 Km's
and my little pointer symbol is flipping back and forth

WTF??!!!??!!??!11/!!/!!??


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Dadgame Dadgame

Rated 5 / 5 stars

my god!

this is by fr one of the best browser games ive ever played!
hehehe
should have had more laser ammo though



Snot Put Snot Put

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOLOLOLOL XD

wtf random?
pretty cool, music, gameplay, and graphics
needs a little story &upgrades, like a longer tail larger camera space & farther away from the wall


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D-fence 2 !! D-fence 2 !!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

good at first but the prices jumped WAY high

and the enemies just kept getting tougher
theres no way to stop those robot things
because the damn machinegun ammo is so friggin expensive
and youre money is not coming fast enough to support it
there's no way to win



Massive Attack Massive Attack

Rated 2 / 5 stars

there is no way!

no way i can win this endless finger cramping clickathon

like the AVGN himself said, IT'S LIKE GOING OUTSIDE ON A RAINY DAY AND TRYING TO "DODGE RAIN"!!!

too simple, archer were useless and the enemies were like 3 mm across
if you're going to make an update please fix this


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Global Defense System Global Defense System

Rated 3 / 5 stars

sucks pretty bad

not enough variety
the only way to not have trouble with the bullshit in this game is
to either have perfect vision, infinite patience, and reflexes to the yoctosecond
or to hack the game
you can guess which one i have done (only server hacks are illegal)
otherwise though you have a good base for a game
all you need is a little variety & a little better weaponry
not to mention the turrets and the visibility of the asteroids themselves



When Pigs Fly When Pigs Fly

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I FEEL LIKE THE AVGN PLAYING SILVER SURFER

i touch one foreign pixel and SQUEEK!
i die over and over again
atleast i don't reapear at the beginning


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